The rivalries were heated, and nominees battled it out to the last minutes of voting! We had an unprecedented number of last-minute upsets, and for the first time, a bio dog won the Best Pet category!
Winners all got a Woody (statuette) and a Winner Pin.
A huge thanks to all who participated, our nominees, our voters and all who attended the awards ceremony.
We’ll be posting pics from the Awards Ceremony soon, check this space for a link.
The Awards are a fundraiser for the District and our work to keep SOMA lively, vibrant and kinky for our community of events, bars, businesses, artisans, artists and performers. This year, we raised a record $20,890. Thank you!
We look forward to having you all involved in next year’s Golden Dildeauxs!
If you have suggestions for new categories for next year, email exec-dire@sflcd.org
| Category | Award | Winner! | |
| 1 | The DOM of Them All | The Big Sur Award | Sir Thomas Bonfigli |
| 2 | Best in RUBBER | The Latex Legend Award | Cody Mischief |
| 3 | BEST LOOKING ASS in the Bay Area | The Rear Admiralty Award | Marc (Pony) Owens |
| 4 | Favorite NON-BINARY | The Poetry in Fluid Motion Award | Bear Mueller |
| 5 | Best PET HANDLER | Leader of the Pack Award | Mama Kat Rose |
| 6 | FIERCEST FEMME | The Bold & Badass Award | Bratty Kat |
| 7 | Best FETISH FASHIONISTA | Kink Couture Award | Jaecub |
| 8 | Your FAVORITE SILVER FOX | The Hot Daddy Award | Sir Jim Stokes |
| 9 | Best IMPACT PLAYER-BOTTOM | The Pound Cake Award | Ricardo Carrillo |
| 10 | The hottest CIGAR SMOKER | The Smoke Screen Award | Marc (Pony) Owens |
| 11 | GOLDEN SHOWER Lover | The Rainmaker Award | David Hyman |
| 12 | Most VERSATILE Player | The Orange Hankie Award | Daddy Gauge |
| 13 | Best CUDDLE BEAR | The Snuggle is Real Award | Dave Hayes Mocci |
| 14 | Best BOOTBLACK | The Leather Whisperer Award | Xander Boy Bootblack |
| 15 | Biggest PIG | The Hole Hog Award | Ms Prissy Earl |
| 16 | HORSE HUNG Stud | The Dick of Death Award | Jeff Johnson |
| 17 | Best PET | The Best in Show Award | Django everybodys fav Senior-huahua |
| 18 | BUTCHEST WOMAN | The Serious Swagger Award | Val Langmuir |
| 19 | NOVICE PLAYER of the Year | The Rookie Award | Jimmy Weir |
| 20 | Favorite BARE CHEST CALENDAR Guy | The Shirt Optional Award | Jawn Marques |
| 21 | Best FISTER / FISTEE | The Golden Gape Award | LoganHawkeFF |
| 22 | Best INSTIGATOR | The Firestarter Award | Daniel Barnes |
| 23 | Favorite ENTERTAINER | The Abracadabra Award | Coach Rory |
| 24 | BEST SEX in the Bay Area | The Big Bang Award | Wylde Honey |
| 25 | Hottest POLYCULE | The We Need a Bigger Bed Award | Vince, Kevin, Cubby, Junior, Dad Scott, DadJay, Scott, DB |
| 26 | The sub of Them All | The Calloused Knees Award | Eric See |
| 27 | Best DILDEAUX SLINGER | The Smooth Toperator Award | Strobe |
| 28 | WOLF of FOLSOM STREET | The Holeigarch Award | Sir Thomas Bonfigli |