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SOMA’s Kink Origins – Walking Tour – Sun. Aug. 30 – 1pm
2026 Golden Dildeaux Awards – Winners!
The rivalries were heated, and nominees battled it out to the last minutes of voting! We had an unprecedented number of last-minute upsets, and for the first time, a bio dog won the Best Pet category!
Winners all got a Woody (statuette) and a Winner Pin.
A huge thanks to all who participated, our nominees, our voters and all who attended the awards ceremony.
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Photo Credits: Photos by Dot and Jovon Bright
The Awards are a fundraiser for the District and our work to keep SOMA lively, vibrant and kinky for our community of events, bars, businesses, artisans, artists and performers. This year, we raised a record $20,890. Thank you!
We look forward to having you all involved in next year’s Golden Dildeauxs!
If you have suggestions for new categories for next year, email exec-dire@sflcd.org
| Category | Award | Winner! | |
| 1 | The DOM of Them All | The Big Sur Award | Sir Thomas Bonfigli |
| 2 | Best in RUBBER | The Latex Legend Award | Cody Mischief |
| 3 | BEST LOOKING ASS in the Bay Area | The Rear Admiralty Award | Marc (Pony) Owens |
| 4 | Favorite NON-BINARY | The Poetry in Fluid Motion Award | Bear Mueller |
| 5 | Best PET HANDLER | Leader of the Pack Award | Mama Kat Rose |
| 6 | FIERCEST FEMME | The Bold & Badass Award | Bratty Kat |
| 7 | Best FETISH FASHIONISTA | Kink Couture Award | Jaecub |
| 8 | Your FAVORITE SILVER FOX | The Hot Daddy Award | Sir Jim Stokes |
| 9 | Best IMPACT PLAYER-BOTTOM | The Pound Cake Award | Ricardo Carrillo |
| 10 | The hottest CIGAR SMOKER | The Smoke Screen Award | Marc (Pony) Owens |
| 11 | GOLDEN SHOWER Lover | The Rainmaker Award | David Hyman |
| 12 | Most VERSATILE Player | The Orange Hankie Award | Daddy Gauge |
| 13 | Best CUDDLE BEAR | The Snuggle is Real Award | Dave Hayes Mocci |
| 14 | Best BOOTBLACK | The Leather Whisperer Award | Xander Boy Bootblack |
| 15 | Biggest PIG | The Hole Hog Award | Ms Prissy Earl |
| 16 | HORSE HUNG Stud | The Dick of Death Award | Jeff Johnson |
| 17 | Best PET | The Best in Show Award | Django everybodys fav Senior-huahua |
| 18 | BUTCHEST WOMAN | The Serious Swagger Award | Val Langmuir |
| 19 | NOVICE PLAYER of the Year | The Rookie Award | Jimmy Weir |
| 20 | Favorite BARE CHEST CALENDAR Guy | The Shirt Optional Award | Jawn Marques |
| 21 | Best FISTER / FISTEE | The Golden Gape Award | LoganHawkeFF |
| 22 | Best INSTIGATOR | The Firestarter Award | Daniel Barnes |
| 23 | Favorite ENTERTAINER | The Abracadabra Award | Coach Rory |
| 24 | BEST SEX in the Bay Area | The Big Bang Award | Wylde Honey |
| 25 | Hottest POLYCULE | The We Need a Bigger Bed Award | Vince, Kevin, Cubby, Junior, Dad Scott, DadJay, Scott, DB |
| 26 | The sub of Them All | The Calloused Knees Award | Eric See |
| 27 | Best DILDEAUX SLINGER | The Smooth Toperator Award | Strobe |
| 28 | WOLF of FOLSOM STREET | The Holeigarch Award | Sir Thomas Bonfigli |
Dildeaux News – Category Standings Updates
The Rivalries are Heated in this year’s Golden Dildeaux Awards!
Final Chance to vote! voting closes this Wed, April 8, 5pm sharp!
Don’t miss your shot on goal!
Here’s some commentary on our races at the moment (Mon. 4/7/2026).
1. Dom of them All: Sir Thomas is holding onto his lead, Madame Folly is catching up!
2. Best in Rubber: Cody Mischief popped ahead but it’s tight as a catsuit!
3. Best Ass: Agave Daddy jumped to the top, Jorge and Pony are gaining and could eclipse his moon!
4. Non-Binary: CorvinV flips to the top spot, Bear M and Pup Star are rising.
5. Pet Handler: Mama Kat’s pack is under control, will Nunca and Johnny unleash the beasts?
6. Fiercest Femme: Jo slaps down Alicia’s lead by merely a Stiletto heel, and Kara’s a lipstick behind in 3rd. The nails are getting sharpened!
7. Fashionista: Jaecub’s new looks put them in 1st after Dirty D sashayed ahead last week, and Londoncalling is a scarf behind.
8. Silver Fox is getting contentious! Cal grabbed the gold for a moment and Sir Jim’s silver quarters put him in first! This is a race to watch!
9. Impact Bottom: This race is hitting hard! Ricardo maintains his lead, leaving Eric, a perrenial winner a little bruised.
10. Cigar Smoker: Pony keeps edging ahead, Tynabelle is just a smoke ring behind. This race is on fire!
11. Golden Shower: David is keeping the competition all wet though newcomer Josh/Xua is tanking up!
12. Most Vers: Daddy Gauge is holding the lead and Robert is gaining. Let’s see if the bottom flips to the top!
13. Cuddle Bear: Huggy is squeezing out the lead, Robert and Dave are neck and neck just a hair behind.
14. Bootblack: Zander still holds the lead, Tynabelle is starting to shine. Ari Can Do this too!
15. Biggest Pig: Ben’s been on top and Ms. Prissy just oinked past him! They’ll be rolling in the mud for this one!
16. Horse Hung: Jeff and AJ are swinging hard in this one, they’re just a viagra apart!
17. Best Pet: Bio dog Django is ahead by a nose, though Pup Loadz is about to fetch this one!
18. Butchest Woman: Val’s still on top, while Bennett and MamaBear are showing some serious swagger!
19. Novice: Jimmy’s learning fast how to keep ahead, J-Llew’s been getting some instruction as the gap is narrowing!
20. Bare Chest: Jawn still got the cover, though Joe’s shirt is off this week as he pumped past Matthew, and is a quick workout from first.
21. Fister / Fistee: Logan’s been gapeing but RJ just doubled taking the lead, while Pup Noel is stretching hard.
22. Instigator: Daniel’s been causing all the trouble, Konner pulled ahead of Puppy Dog, who will be the firestarter in our final days?
23. Entertainer: Coach Rory just blew his whistle past Pony Bambino, they’re barely a song apart!
24. Best Sex: Race has popped this week, but Wylde Honey is kept his climax lead
25. Hottest Polycule is on fire! Mauskacule is back on top, ahead of Jeff’s brief lead while Vince’s pops up to tie with Jeff putting Drew in 3rd!
26. Sub: Eric See is holding on to alpha though Eric Dupre and Princess Teacup aren’t satisfied with beta as they’re taking where it counts, with votes coming in
27. Dildeaux Slinger: Nika comes from behind to stroke past Strobe and Diablo who have been slinging side by side
News – Golden Dildeaux Awards Standings
The heated rivalries in this year’s Golden Dildeaux Awards are hotter than a TV show!
Final days to vote! voting closes this Wed, April 8, 5pm sharp!
Don’t miss your shot on goal!
Here’s some commentary on our races at the moment.
| 1 The DOM of Them All… Sir Thomas is cracking his whip on top, Madame Folly and Bob Brown could break out of beta position here |
| 2 Best in RUBBER Tight race Haybailsbb is gaining, who will shine this week? |
| 3 BEST LOOKING ASS in the Bay Area… Jon and Reese are cheek to cheek on this one |
| 4 Favorite NON-BINARY Bear Mueller is keeping the lead by the cost of a burrito |
| 5 Best PET HANDLER… Mama Kat is handling the lead, the rest of the pack is barking at their heels |
| 6 FIERCEST FEMME… Alicia is barely holding the lead, Leatherfemme Kara could take this one |
| 7 Best FETISH FASHIONISTA… So close Jaecub pulls out in front with their new looks, will Dirty Dionysus hit the runway hard this week |
| 8 Your FAVORITE SILVER FOX… Super tight race Cal’s got the silver and gaining on Sir Jim who’s still got the gold |
| 9 Best IMPACT PLAYER-BOTTOM… Ricardo hits the front, Eric gets slapped down |
| 10 The hottest CIGAR SMOKER… Pony is blowing rings around the rest, who’s going to light it up? |
| 11 GOLDEN SHOWER Lover… David is keeping wet, while the others are starting to sprinkle |
| 12 Most VERSATILE Player… Gauge inks the lead though the others are gaining |
| 13 Best CUDDLE BEAR… Huggybear trounces Dave, will he hold the lead tight? |
| 14 Best BOOTBLACK… Xander is squeeks out another fist |
| 15 Biggest PIG Ben Wedie pulls ahead edging out Ms Prissy and Ava |
| 16 HORSE HUNG Stud… Jeff just holds onto the lead |
| 17 Best PET Django our first bio dog contestant is holding onto the lead by a whisker |
| 18 BUTCHEST WOMAN… Val is holding the lead will they out butch the rest this week |
| 19 NOVICE PLAYER of the Year… Jimmy is getting out the vote |
| 20 Favorite BARE CHEST CALENDAR Guy… Returning contestant Jawn is barely a chest ahead |
| 21 Best FISTER / FISTEE RJ gets out the lube and punches past LoganHawkeFF |
| 22 Best INSTIGATOR… Daniel keeps instigating a lead but Puppy Dog is yapping at his heals |
| 23 Favorite ENTERTAINER Pony Bambino is ahead of Coach Rory by a nose |
| 24 BEST SEX in the Bay Area… Contentious race, Wylde Honey keeps the lead by less than the cost of a bottle of lube |
| 25 Hottest POLYCULE Mauskacule is barely holding on, Jeff is gaining strong, the Ward-cule pops into 3rd leaving the Vince-cule checking their org chart |
| 26 The sub of Them All Eric squeeks another lead while Eric is pumping iron and votes in this close one |
| 27 Best DILDEAUX SLINGER Strobe keeps maintaining the lead by cost of a pack of gum |