Author: Bob Goldfarb

The rivalries were heated, and nominees battled it out to the last minutes of voting! We had an unprecedented number of last-minute upsets, and for the first time, a bio dog won the Best Pet category!

Winners all got a Woody (statuette) and a Winner Pin.

A huge thanks to all who participated, our nominees, our voters and all who attended the awards ceremony.

We’ll be posting pics from the Awards Ceremony soon, check this space for a link.

The Awards are a fundraiser for the District and our work to keep SOMA lively, vibrant and kinky for our community of events, bars, businesses, artisans, artists and performers. This year, we raised a record $20,890. Thank you!

We look forward to having you all involved in next year’s Golden Dildeauxs!

If you have suggestions for new categories for next year, email exec-dire@sflcd.org

	Category	Award	Winner!
1	The DOM of Them All	The Big Sur Award	Sir Thomas Bonfigli
2	Best in RUBBER	The Latex Legend Award	Cody Mischief
3	BEST LOOKING ASS in the Bay Area	The Rear Admiralty Award	Marc (Pony) Owens
4	Favorite NON-BINARY	The Poetry in Fluid Motion Award	Bear Mueller
5	Best PET HANDLER	Leader of the Pack Award	Mama Kat Rose
6	FIERCEST FEMME	The Bold & Badass Award	Bratty Kat
7	Best FETISH FASHIONISTA	Kink Couture Award	Jaecub
8	Your FAVORITE SILVER FOX	The Hot Daddy Award	Sir Jim Stokes
9	Best IMPACT PLAYER-BOTTOM	The Pound Cake Award	Ricardo Carrillo
10	The hottest CIGAR SMOKER	The Smoke Screen Award	Marc (Pony) Owens
11	GOLDEN SHOWER Lover	The Rainmaker Award	David Hyman
12	Most VERSATILE Player	The Orange Hankie Award	Daddy Gauge
13	Best CUDDLE BEAR	The Snuggle is Real Award	Dave Hayes Mocci
14	Best BOOTBLACK	The Leather Whisperer Award	Xander Boy Bootblack
15	Biggest PIG	The Hole Hog Award	Ms Prissy Earl
16	HORSE HUNG Stud	The Dick of Death Award	Jeff Johnson
17	Best PET	The Best in Show Award	Django everybodys fav Senior-huahua
18	BUTCHEST WOMAN	The Serious Swagger Award	Val Langmuir
19	NOVICE PLAYER of the Year	The Rookie Award	Jimmy Weir
20	Favorite BARE CHEST CALENDAR Guy	The Shirt Optional Award	Jawn Marques
21	Best FISTER  / FISTEE	The Golden Gape Award	LoganHawkeFF
22	Best INSTIGATOR	The Firestarter Award	Daniel Barnes
23	Favorite ENTERTAINER	The Abracadabra Award	Coach Rory
24	BEST SEX in the Bay Area	The Big Bang Award	Wylde Honey
25	Hottest POLYCULE	The We Need a Bigger Bed Award	Vince, Kevin, Cubby, Junior, Dad Scott, DadJay, Scott, DB
26	The sub of Them All	The Calloused Knees Award	Eric See
27	Best DILDEAUX SLINGER	The Smooth Toperator Award	Strobe
28	WOLF of FOLSOM STREET	The Holeigarch Award	Sir Thomas Bonfigli

The Rivalries are Heated in this year’s Golden Dildeaux Awards!

Final Chance to vote! voting closes this Wed, April 8, 5pm sharp! 
Don’t miss your shot on goal!

Vote Now!

Here’s some commentary on our races at the moment (Mon. 4/7/2026).

1. Dom of them All: Sir Thomas is holding onto his lead, Madame Folly is catching up!
2. Best in Rubber: Cody Mischief popped ahead but it’s tight as a catsuit!
3. Best Ass: Agave Daddy jumped to the top, Jorge and Pony are gaining and could eclipse his moon!
4. Non-Binary: CorvinV flips to the top spot, Bear M and Pup Star are rising.
5.  Pet Handler: Mama Kat’s pack is under control, will Nunca and Johnny unleash the beasts?
6. Fiercest Femme: Jo slaps down Alicia’s lead by merely a Stiletto heel, and Kara’s a lipstick behind in 3rd. The nails are getting sharpened!
7. Fashionista:  Jaecub’s new looks put them in 1st after Dirty D sashayed ahead last week, and Londoncalling is a scarf behind.
8. Silver Fox is getting contentious! Cal grabbed the gold for a moment and Sir Jim’s silver quarters put him in first! This is a race to watch!
9. Impact Bottom: This race is hitting hard! Ricardo maintains his lead, leaving Eric, a perrenial winner a little bruised.
10. Cigar Smoker: Pony keeps edging ahead, Tynabelle is just a smoke ring behind. This race is on fire!
11. Golden Shower: David is keeping the competition all wet though newcomer Josh/Xua is tanking up!
12. Most Vers: Daddy Gauge is holding the lead and Robert is gaining. Let’s see if the bottom flips to the top!
13. Cuddle Bear: Huggy is squeezing out the lead, Robert and Dave are neck and neck just a hair behind.
14. Bootblack: Zander still holds the lead, Tynabelle is starting to shine. Ari Can Do this too!
15. Biggest Pig: Ben’s been on top and Ms. Prissy just oinked past him! They’ll be rolling in the mud for this one!
16. Horse Hung: Jeff and AJ are swinging hard in this one, they’re just a viagra apart!
17. Best Pet: Bio dog Django is ahead by a nose, though Pup Loadz is about to fetch this one!
18. Butchest Woman: Val’s still on top, while Bennett and MamaBear are showing some serious swagger!
19. Novice: Jimmy’s learning fast how to keep ahead, J-Llew’s been getting some instruction as the gap is narrowing!
20. Bare Chest: Jawn still got the cover, though Joe’s shirt is off this week as he pumped past Matthew, and is a quick workout from first.
21. Fister / Fistee: Logan’s been gapeing but RJ just doubled taking the lead, while Pup Noel is stretching hard.
22. Instigator: Daniel’s been causing all the trouble, Konner pulled ahead of Puppy Dog, who will be the firestarter in our final days?
23. Entertainer: Coach Rory just blew his whistle past Pony Bambino, they’re barely a song apart!
24. Best Sex: Race has popped this week, but Wylde Honey is kept his climax lead
25. Hottest Polycule is on fire! Mauskacule is back on top, ahead of Jeff’s brief lead while Vince’s pops up to tie with Jeff putting Drew in 3rd!
26. Sub: Eric See is holding on to alpha though Eric Dupre and Princess Teacup aren’t satisfied with beta as they’re taking where it counts, with votes coming in
27. Dildeaux Slinger: Nika comes from behind to stroke past Strobe and Diablo who have been slinging side by side

Vote Now!

The heated rivalries in this year’s Golden Dildeaux Awards are hotter than a TV show!

Final days to vote! voting closes this Wed, April 8, 5pm sharp! 
Don’t miss your shot on goal!

Vote Now!

Here’s some commentary on our races at the moment.

1 The DOM of Them All… Sir Thomas is cracking his whip on top, Madame Folly and Bob Brown could break out of beta position here

2 Best in RUBBER Tight race Haybailsbb is gaining, who will shine this week?

3 BEST LOOKING ASS in the Bay Area… Jon and Reese are cheek to cheek on this one

4 Favorite NON-BINARY Bear Mueller is keeping the lead by the cost of a burrito

5 Best PET HANDLER… Mama Kat is handling the lead, the rest of the pack is barking at their heels

6 FIERCEST FEMME… Alicia is barely holding the lead, Leatherfemme Kara could take this one

7 Best FETISH FASHIONISTA… So close Jaecub pulls out in front with their new looks, will Dirty Dionysus hit the runway hard this week

8 Your FAVORITE SILVER FOX… Super tight race Cal’s got the silver and gaining on Sir Jim who’s still got the gold

9 Best IMPACT PLAYER-BOTTOM… Ricardo hits the front, Eric gets slapped down

10 The hottest CIGAR SMOKER… Pony is blowing rings around the rest, who’s going to light it up?

11 GOLDEN SHOWER Lover… David is keeping wet, while the others are starting to sprinkle

12 Most VERSATILE Player… Gauge inks the lead though the others are gaining

13 Best CUDDLE BEAR… Huggybear trounces Dave, will he hold the lead tight?

14 Best BOOTBLACK… Xander is squeeks out another fist

15 Biggest PIG Ben Wedie pulls ahead edging out Ms Prissy and Ava

16 HORSE HUNG Stud… Jeff just holds onto the lead

17 Best PET Django our first bio dog contestant is holding onto the lead by a whisker

18 BUTCHEST WOMAN… Val is holding the lead will they out butch the rest this week

19 NOVICE PLAYER of the Year… Jimmy is getting out the vote

20 Favorite BARE CHEST CALENDAR Guy… Returning contestant Jawn is barely a chest ahead

21 Best FISTER  / FISTEE RJ gets out the lube and punches past LoganHawkeFF

22 Best INSTIGATOR… Daniel keeps instigating a lead but Puppy Dog is yapping at his heals

23 Favorite ENTERTAINER Pony Bambino is ahead of Coach Rory by a nose

24 BEST SEX in the Bay Area… Contentious race, Wylde Honey keeps the lead by less than the cost of a bottle of lube

25 Hottest POLYCULE Mauskacule is barely holding on, Jeff is gaining strong, the Ward-cule pops into 3rd leaving the Vince-cule checking their org chart

26 The sub of Them All Eric squeeks another lead while Eric is pumping iron and votes in this close one

27 Best DILDEAUX SLINGER Strobe keeps maintaining the lead by cost of a pack of gum

Vote Now!

December 13, 5pm-9pm, at SOMArts 934 Brannan St.

We’re back! Bringing our usual Kinky Holiday Market energy (featuring local kinky and queer vendors) into a District Night Market.

Followed by FESTIVE AS F*CK – a year-end revelry, in partnership with the SF Street Fair Coalition.

Vendors!  Entertainment!  Gear Swap!
Indoors!
 

• • • Twisted Windows – Admire Bondage performances. Plus DJs, and more
    • Naughty Santa – photo booth with Kinky Elves!
    • Gear Swap n Shop – Browse for gifts (maybe even for yourself) that you can’t get anywhere else.
    • Donate – used fetish gear/leather/toys to raise money for the District,
      • If you’ve got fetish gear/wear you’re not feeling it anymore, bring it!
    • Support the work of the Leather Cultural District with a donation
      • Suggested donation, $5-$10 (optional – market only)
      • Benefits the Leather District and SFSFC
    • The market is an adult, leather/kink community event produced by the world’s first and only LEATHER & LGBTQ Cultural District!
    • If you are interested in vending, please apply here.

Following our Kinky Holiday Market is FESTIVE AS F*CK – a year-end revelry, in partnership with the SF Street Fair Coalition (Folsom / Dore / Castro / Pride / Turnout).

• • Admire performances with Twisted Windows, local drag royalty, epic DJs, and so much more
  • Get a taste of each iconic street fair that makes up the Coalition while getting your gift shopping done
  • Some kinky market vendors (but not all) will stay until midnight
  • Parcel Check Available
  • Party Tickets  (available here) for the WHOLE party are sliding scale $75-150 and include an experience that’s like several of SF’s biggest and best street parties rolled into one!
  • Heads up – this is a non-smoking event for folks ages 18+(Market) / 21+(Party).
    • If you want to drink, please bring your valid ID.
    • While there’s no dress code, the bar will be serving and so should you!