The Rivalries are Heated in this year’s Golden Dildeaux Awards!
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Here’s some commentary on our races at the moment (Mon. 4/7/2026).
1. Dom of them All: Sir Thomas is holding onto his lead, Madame Folly is catching up!
2. Best in Rubber: Cody Mischief popped ahead but it’s tight as a catsuit!
3. Best Ass: Agave Daddy jumped to the top, Jorge and Pony are gaining and could eclipse his moon!
4. Non-Binary: CorvinV flips to the top spot, Bear M and Pup Star are rising.
5. Pet Handler: Mama Kat’s pack is under control, will Nunca and Johnny unleash the beasts?
6. Fiercest Femme: Jo slaps down Alicia’s lead by merely a Stiletto heel, and Kara’s a lipstick behind in 3rd. The nails are getting sharpened!
7. Fashionista: Jaecub’s new looks put them in 1st after Dirty D sashayed ahead last week, and Londoncalling is a scarf behind.
8. Silver Fox is getting contentious! Cal grabbed the gold for a moment and Sir Jim’s silver quarters put him in first! This is a race to watch!
9. Impact Bottom: This race is hitting hard! Ricardo maintains his lead, leaving Eric, a perrenial winner a little bruised.
10. Cigar Smoker: Pony keeps edging ahead, Tynabelle is just a smoke ring behind. This race is on fire!
11. Golden Shower: David is keeping the competition all wet though newcomer Josh/Xua is tanking up!
12. Most Vers: Daddy Gauge is holding the lead and Robert is gaining. Let’s see if the bottom flips to the top!
13. Cuddle Bear: Huggy is squeezing out the lead, Robert and Dave are neck and neck just a hair behind.
14. Bootblack: Zander still holds the lead, Tynabelle is starting to shine. Ari Can Do this too!
15. Biggest Pig: Ben’s been on top and Ms. Prissy just oinked past him! They’ll be rolling in the mud for this one!
16. Horse Hung: Jeff and AJ are swinging hard in this one, they’re just a viagra apart!
17. Best Pet: Bio dog Django is ahead by a nose, though Pup Loadz is about to fetch this one!
18. Butchest Woman: Val’s still on top, while Bennett and MamaBear are showing some serious swagger!
19. Novice: Jimmy’s learning fast how to keep ahead, J-Llew’s been getting some instruction as the gap is narrowing!
20. Bare Chest: Jawn still got the cover, though Joe’s shirt is off this week as he pumped past Matthew, and is a quick workout from first.
21. Fister / Fistee: Logan’s been gapeing but RJ just doubled taking the lead, while Pup Noel is stretching hard.
22. Instigator: Daniel’s been causing all the trouble, Konner pulled ahead of Puppy Dog, who will be the firestarter in our final days?
23. Entertainer: Coach Rory just blew his whistle past Pony Bambino, they’re barely a song apart!
24. Best Sex: Race has popped this week, but Wylde Honey is kept his climax lead
25. Hottest Polycule is on fire! Mauskacule is back on top, ahead of Jeff’s brief lead while Vince’s pops up to tie with Jeff putting Drew in 3rd!
26. Sub: Eric See is holding on to alpha though Eric Dupre and Princess Teacup aren’t satisfied with beta as they’re taking where it counts, with votes coming in
27. Dildeaux Slinger: Nika comes from behind to stroke past Strobe and Diablo who have been slinging side by side
