00:21:41 David Hyman: Welcome to San Francisco's LEATHER & LGBTQ Cultural District's "Erotic Storytelling Hour - Blerdrotica Edition Be 18+ Hosted by Sumiko Saulson, David Hyman, and Cal Callahan Featured Readers: Cranston Burney Sumiko Saulson Penelope Flynn James Goodridge (read by Otto) Valjeanne Jeffers (read by Penelope Flynn) 00:22:50 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): Catholic solidarity! 00:25:55 David Hyman: sfleatherdistrict.org join.sflcd.org facebook.com/sflcd.org 00:27:04 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): Cranston hype! 00:27:09 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): BLERDROTICA HYPE 00:28:04 Sumiko Saulson: WE aren't supposed to let them know about the BLERD home planet, Cranston! 00:28:20 Dandi (they/he): Lol 00:28:26 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): I met Sumiko at speed dating! 00:28:50 Sumiko Saulson: That's accurate! I bet you felt tingly and apprehensive also 00:28:57 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): I did! 00:29:20 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): And I still do every time I look at you, speak to you, or write a text to you . . . which means right now! lol XD 00:29:41 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): How much DO you dare in public, I have to ask? ;-) 00:30:28 Sumiko Saulson: OK now I want chicken gumbo though 00:30:47 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): Why is "conjoined pile" such a sexy phrase? 00:30:54 Sumiko Saulson: The clothing pile is conjoining in expectation for the upcoming coitus 00:31:14 Cal Callahan (he, him): Oh, Sumiko, I'll tell you about Gumbo Social! 00:31:15 Sumiko Saulson: The clothes like to hump each other also 00:31:26 Sumiko Saulson: Please do Cal 00:31:29 Dandi (they/he): Yum 00:32:02 Sumiko Saulson: What? Murder is in this story? 00:32:35 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): Murder is in every GOOD story, Sir lol 00:32:44 Sumiko Saulson: Is it vampire type murder? 00:33:38 Sumiko Saulson: Coming out... I love that for them. 00:33:56 Dandi (they/he): Yeah I sense vampires... 00:34:27 Dandi (they/he): Whoa 00:34:39 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): What a sudden twist of events! 00:34:50 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): That was awesome, Cranston! 00:35:44 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): SUMIKO HYPE 00:35:51 Dandi (they/he): Yess 00:36:29 Sumiko Saulson: Blerdrotica 2 is available via ebook at: https://books2read.com/u/4X2pW5 00:36:57 Kinkypinay6969: I’m horny for this 00:37:08 Cal Callahan (he, him): Folsom Street Community Center 1286 Folsom Street 00:37:24 Cal Callahan (he, him): Next door to Azucar Lounge 00:37:31 Dandi (they/he): What are the golden dildos? 00:37:39 David Hyman: SOMA Second Saturdays: GAME DAY! February 11, 2023, noon to 5 pm at the NEW Folsom Street Community Center 1286 Folsom Street (near 9th) in San Francisco https://sfleatherdistrict.org/show/ 00:37:40 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): Oh I heard "Sucksgving" XD 00:37:48 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): bimbo brains ig 🀷 00:37:51 Dandi (they/he): Me too lol 00:38:22 Sumiko Saulson: And paperback https://www.amazon.com/Couples-Therapy-Blerdrotica-Penelope-Flynn/dp/B0BQDWP6LV 00:38:59 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): MARLA HYPE 00:39:01 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): MARLA HYPE 00:39:04 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): MARLA HYPE 00:39:10 Cal Callahan (he, him): Hi Marla! 00:39:16 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): I love this story so much 00:40:37 Cal Callahan (he, him): Wolves! Somehow it's always wolves for me..... 00:40:38 Dandi (they/he): Like red flags? 00:40:54 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): Woof, Cal, woof. Awoooooo 00:41:08 Dandi (they/he): Yess too biting 00:41:34 Cal Callahan (he, him): Still recovering from this past weekend's Snow Moon 00:41:41 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): Snow Moon? 00:42:36 Cal Callahan (he, him): The February full moon is the Snow Moon, at least in the Northern Hemisphere 00:42:57 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): Myths About Trans Men 101 00:43:07 Dandi (they/he): Yessss 00:43:21 Dandi (they/he): Oh gods 00:43:30 Dandi (they/he): Yup. 00:43:35 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): Ah yes The Surgeryℒ️. That term trans people use all the time lol 00:44:03 Dandi (they/he): That 00:44:21 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): Yes cuz mastectomy and phalloplasty are so easy to confuse with each other lol 00:44:31 Dandi (they/he): πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 00:44:35 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): Kitchen Table Polyamory hype! 00:44:48 Dandi (they/he): Hype hype 00:45:10 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): He sounds hawt tbh ~ poet-types are hella swoon 00:45:55 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): Never too long imo but I'm biased lol 00:45:57 Dandi (they/he): This is so good 00:46:03 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): I LOVED IT SO MUCH 00:46:09 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): More therpy erotica! 00:46:17 Dandi (they/he): Yess please 00:46:34 PENELOPE FLYNN: I really love this story Sumiko. 00:47:05 Dandi (they/he): Lol 00:47:07 Jenee Darden: Erotica, wolves and therapy. Love it! 00:47:07 Sumiko Saulson: Thank you Dandi, and Penelope, and Skunkheart 00:47:17 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): WATERSPORTS FANS UNITE 00:47:21 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): (and pee on me lol) 00:47:23 David Hyman: Golden Dildeaux Awards! Nominate: February 11 to March 9 Beer Bust: Sunday March 12. 3 - 7 pm, SF Eagle Vote: March 12 to April 20 Woody Awards: Saturday, April 22, 6 pm, SF Eagle 00:47:25 Sumiko Saulson: Thank you Jenee 00:47:36 Dandi (they/he): So fun 00:47:47 Sumiko Saulson: Voting for Skunkheart for the best urinal 00:48:35 Foxy Cat: Voting Skunkheart 00:48:36 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): I'm certainly an enthusiastic one, Sir! 00:50:34 Dandi (they/he): Damn now I want one 00:51:03 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): PENELOPE HYPE 00:51:08 Cal Callahan (he, him): Nominations open on Saturday! 00:51:40 Dandi (they/he): Great name 00:51:50 Sumiko Saulson: Yay for morally bankrupt characters 00:51:53 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): Zombies Don't Have Asthma . . . but they have asses, mebbe? lol My fucking brain, y'all 00:52:12 Sumiko Saulson: Every zombie story needs one 00:52:18 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): If monetary bankruptcy is Chapter 11, what chapter is moral bankruptcy? 00:52:28 Dandi (they/he): Tasty brains 00:52:33 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): And does moral bankruptcy forgive your student debt (of ethics) 00:52:43 Dandi (they/he): Lol 00:52:57 Sumiko Saulson: Your student loans disappear once your brains are eaten 00:53:16 Dandi (they/he): I like that plot 00:53:39 Dandi (they/he): Reminds me of repo the genetic opera 00:54:00 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): but with less Terence Zdanich, thankfully 00:54:10 Sumiko Saulson: Penelope gives good erotica voice 00:54:17 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): YES SHE DOES 00:54:22 Dandi (they/he): Yesss 00:54:23 Sumiko Saulson: It's like an ASMR 00:54:26 Dandi (they/he): 😍😍 00:54:42 Cal Callahan (he, him): Very sensual voice and story! 00:54:48 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): mmmm more mellow jazz quartets in erotica plz 00:54:58 Sumiko Saulson: Her stories are always so hot 00:55:14 Dandi (they/he): Ooo 00:55:18 Cal Callahan (he, him): Prince songs are always sexy 00:55:30 Sumiko Saulson: But I am afraid of the rabbit behind her head 00:55:39 Dandi (they/he): The pause got me...like don't stop lol 00:55:56 Dandi (they/he): Omg lol 00:56:43 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): I had the same experience, Dandi 00:56:44 Sumiko Saulson: *snap* he can at least afford a castle 00:56:53 Sumiko Saulson: That's a great line 00:56:57 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): And that rabbit is at least as creepy as Donnie Darko's lol 00:57:27 Dandi (they/he): Yum 00:57:33 Sumiko Saulson: The rabbit reminds me of the Black Rabbit of Onlay from Watership Down but like made of hamburger 00:57:51 Sumiko Saulson: Size and shape of a plum 00:57:55 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): That was a delicious description of a cock 00:57:57 Dandi (they/he): A plum!?? 00:57:59 Dandi (they/he): Yum 00:58:02 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): I want that cock in me 00:58:05 Sumiko Saulson: Very delicious 00:58:09 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): at least one orifice πŸ₯Ί 00:58:34 Dandi (they/he): Vampire? 00:58:49 Sumiko Saulson: Did she switch bodies? 00:59:25 Jenee Darden: I drove home on a cloud of bliss and guilt 00:59:31 Dandi (they/he): Soo hott 01:00:04 Dandi (they/he): Yess I want this book 01:00:18 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): the book is SO GOOD 01:00:44 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): Heart-ons are my favorite form of arousal 01:00:56 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): worth putting up with Super Bowl for lol 01:00:58 Sumiko Saulson: That;s a great line also Jenne 01:01:03 Jenee Darden: Is Blerdrotica 1 in paperback too or only e-book? 01:01:14 David Hyman: Get A Heart On / Super Bowl Beer Bust At the Lone Star Saloon, 1354 Harrison St, San Francisco https://www.facebook.com/events/893406881782853 01:01:14 Sumiko Saulson: Yes let me drop the paperback link again 01:01:52 Sumiko Saulson: https://www.amazon.com/Couples-Therapy-Blerdrotica-Penelope-Flynn/dp/B0BQDWP6LV 01:02:11 Sumiko Saulson: Okay here are the sexy visuals 01:02:39 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): okay but that's a hawt pic 01:02:51 Sumiko Saulson: I knew they were coming but I didn't know that they were gonna be over James's story 01:03:07 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): coming, you say? 01:03:09 Sumiko Saulson: Yeah the picture is hot I bet it's Penelope's work 01:03:25 Sumiko Saulson: Oooohhh I love Otto's voice already 01:03:26 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): Yet another sexy ass reading voice 01:03:40 Dandi (they/he): 😌 01:03:48 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): coffin? 01:03:50 Dandi (they/he): πŸ‘ 01:04:13 Sumiko Saulson: Zodiac poster? Bringing back memories. 01:04:15 Dandi (they/he): Undead or recent death? 01:04:36 Dandi (they/he): Undead lol 01:04:45 Sumiko Saulson: Yes my parents had that poster not my uncle but same general idea 01:05:49 Sumiko Saulson: Okay I think there might be vampires this time 01:06:01 Dandi (they/he): Bust a nut bed!! 01:06:13 Sumiko Saulson: Lots of great oral here 01:06:32 Dandi (they/he): Meaty vampires? 01:06:35 Sumiko Saulson: Starts out with the nipple and just gets steamier from there 01:07:12 Dandi (they/he): 😈😈 01:07:59 Sumiko Saulson: What a symphonic fellatio scene 01:08:01 Cal Callahan (he, him): Lycans.... 01:08:14 Sumiko Saulson: Oooohh good eye Cal 01:08:20 Dandi (they/he): Yum 01:09:10 Dandi (they/he): I'm ordering the book now 01:09:12 Dandi (they/he): Lol 01:09:18 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): That sory got me going something fierce 01:09:33 Kinkypinay6969: Leash her 01:10:56 Sumiko Saulson: Here is the link for the paperback of Blerdrotica 2 Couple's Therapy https://www.amazon.com/Couples-Therapy-Blerdrotica-Penelope-Flynn/dp/B0BQDWP6LV 01:11:48 Sumiko Saulson: Blerdrotica 2 is available via ebook at: https://books2read.com/u/4X2pW5 01:13:28 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): VALJEANNE HYPE 01:13:47 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): Valjeanne + Penelope = explodes from sexxxi 01:14:00 Sumiko Saulson: More of the hot sexy art by Penelope 01:17:04 Sumiko Saulson: I feel there's a comeuppance coming for Jackson in this story 01:17:40 Sumiko Saulson: oooh more werewolves 01:18:18 Cal Callahan (he, him): Told you, Sumiko, it's ALWAYS wolves! 01:18:43 Sumiko Saulson: Werewolves are sexy 01:19:51 Sumiko Saulson: Okay vampire 01:20:23 Andrew Calabrese: I’d love to invite everyone to ScripTease, a playwriting reading group from Eagle Players at the SF Eagle on the 1st and 3rd Wednesdays of the month… https://fb.me/e/3k3bwbn28 01:20:27 Akua Lezli Hope: Whoa! 01:20:37 Jenee Darden: πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ 01:20:46 Cal Callahan (he, him): Yes, Andrew! 01:20:49 Skunkheart <3s Sumiko (be/bim/bos/bos/bimself): that was so good! 01:20:59 Akua Lezli Hope: Flame on! 01:21:07 Akua Lezli Hope: Thank you!