00:14:50 David Hyman: Welcome to San Francisco's LEATHER & LGBTQ Cultural District's "Erotic Storytelling Hour - Hot for Teacher," our Back-to-School Edition. Be 18+ Hosted by Sumiko Saulson, David Hyman, and Cal Callahan Featured Readers: Rie Sheridan Rose Cornelius Belmont Jessamy Londoncalling Hannah Hellcat 00:14:57 Merlin Monroe: hype! 00:14:59 Merlin Monroe: hype! 00:15:02 jessamy (s/he/they): internet unstable here, I may have to switch to phone at some stage 00:15:02 Merlin Monroe: Rie hype! 00:15:08 Merlin Monroe: CORNELIUS HYPE! 00:15:12 jessamy (s/he/they): that's what is going on if I drop off 00:15:12 Merlin Monroe: Jessamy hype! 00:15:13 Cornelius Belmont: Thanks <3 00:15:16 Merlin Monroe: Hannah hype! 00:15:22 jessamy (s/he/they): 🥰 00:15:30 Cornelius Belmont: That's Me! 00:15:36 Merlin Monroe: SANIEL HYPE 00:15:39 Merlin Monroe: DANIEL HYPE 00:15:41 Merlin Monroe: DANIEL HYPE 00:15:51 Cornelius Belmont: Whoo, Cal! 00:15:58 Merlin Monroe: Cal hype! 00:16:13 David Hyman: This event is made possible by the LEATHER & LGBTQ Cultural District Check out our Website: https://sfleatherdistrict.org Become a member: https://join.sflcd.org Like and follow https://www.facebook.com/sflcd.org Join us on Zoom every Second Thursday of the month: September 8, October 13, and so on, at 8 pm. 00:18:15 Merlin Monroe: Rie hype! 00:18:19 Cornelius Belmont: 12 Novels! 00:18:35 Cornelius Belmont: Horror Writers Association! Woot! 00:18:47 Merlin Monroe: HWA in the House! 00:18:51 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Rie Sheridan Rose's prose appears in numerous anthologies, including Killing It Softly Vol. 1 & 2, Hides the Dark Tower, Dark Divinations, and Startling Stories. In addition, she has authored twelve novels, six poetry chapbooks, and dozens of song lyrics. Member of the HWA and SFWA, she tweets as @RieSheridanRose. 00:19:57 Merlin Monroe: Star Prescott is such a Name(tm) 00:20:11 Merlin Monroe: Fully qualified, you say? ;-D 00:20:25 Cornelius Belmont: Scandalous 00:23:04 Merlin Monroe: That tongue is an explorer! 00:23:19 Merlin Monroe: And the cityboy's body is the new frontier 00:23:41 Cal Callahan (he, him): I'm sure not the final frontier! 00:23:53 Merlin Monroe: That would be me, Cal ;-* 00:24:38 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Mute Mommy 00:24:46 Merlin Monroe: they're gone 00:25:49 Cal Callahan (he, him): Apologies for the interruption. The zoom bomber has been evicted. 00:25:50 Cornelius Belmont: Very nice. 00:26:01 Hannah_HellCat: *clap clap clap* 00:26:01 Jessamy Barker: wooo! nice job 00:26:15 Cornelius Belmont: I made note of much of the accent Rie, thank you. 00:26:51 Hannah_HellCat: Yeah the accent was a great touch - deffo helped w immersion 00:26:55 Hannah_HellCat: Well done!!! 00:27:02 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Thank you thank you 00:27:49 Cornelius Belmont: OMG! Congrats! 00:28:12 David Hyman: Our Entrepreneur Training Program is going great. For info and link to sign up for the next cohort, see https://sfleatherdistrict.org/business/. Questions? Please contact business@sflcd.org. 00:28:47 Merlin Monroe: Congratulations, mi Tesoro, amata mea, Sumiko! 00:29:13 Cornelius Belmont: Of the Belmont clan of course. 00:29:37 Hannah_HellCat: Congrats Sumiko! 00:30:31 Merlin Monroe: hotty with a commie star tat! 00:30:44 Daniel Erickson: WHOOOOO! MORE CORN! 00:30:51 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Thanks Hannah 00:31:09 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): The class appreciates your slideshow, Cornelius 00:31:39 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): A prepared student is a good student 00:31:41 Merlin Monroe: I need some corn for my cornholio, Dan... 00:31:51 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Is that a dick? 00:31:59 Cornelius Belmont: That's not me doing that. 00:32:01 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Excuse me, young man 00:32:10 Dan Floyer: Shut yo bitch ass up 00:32:26 Daniel Erickson: you say that like weird is bad 00:32:29 Cornelius Belmont: I don't know how that stuff appeared. 00:32:36 Hannah_HellCat: Oh we get multiple naughty bombers tonight 00:32:51 Hannah_HellCat: Ppl can draw on slides for presentations Cornelius 00:32:52 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): We will have to write a letter to your mother, Dan Floyer 00:32:57 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Go to detention! 00:33:01 Merlin Monroe: he's gone 00:33:02 Hannah_HellCat: 😂😂😂 00:33:58 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Push ups! This school has a great atheletics department. 00:34:12 Merlin Monroe: I thought it was wrestling, tbh.... 00:34:19 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): It's nice seeing these students exercising 00:34:34 Hannah_HellCat: Sasha needs to be booted 00:34:43 Jessamy Barker: some right ones about tonight 00:34:51 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Wow, we got zoombombed by a corny white dude trying to speak ebonics 00:34:56 Merlin Monroe: They said we're gay as if we didn't know that? 00:34:57 Slimswitch: Happy to co-admin to boot people if I can help 00:35:48 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): I hope they enjoyed all of the buttfucking 00:36:00 Merlin Monroe: I know I usually do! 00:36:04 Daniel Erickson: whooo!!! 00:36:14 Hannah_HellCat: Good job Cornelius!!! 00:36:14 Jessamy Barker: that was awesome! 00:36:16 Merlin Monroe: Thank you Cornelius! Your corn was yummi AND nutritious! 00:36:30 Sam (cutebitch1) - he/she/they: *Applause!!!!* 00:36:33 Cornelius Belmont: Thank you guys. 00:37:07 David Hyman: SOMA Second Saturdays! August 13, 2022 1 to 5 pm 12th Street (between Folsom and Harrison) Hosted by LEATHER & LGBTQ Cultural District, Folsom Street, and Soma West CBD https://sfleatherdistrict.org/show/ https://www.facebook.com/events/1117398482149992 00:37:19 Slimswitch: Is "peeper's iPhone" a zoom bomber? 00:37:20 Merlin Monroe: SOMA Second Saturdays is Besturdays! 00:37:31 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Yep. 00:39:23 Cal Callahan (he, him): My email is manager@sflcd.org 00:39:38 Merlin Monroe: DANIEL ERICKSON HYPE 00:39:42 Merlin Monroe: DANIEL ERICKSON HYPE 00:39:45 Merlin Monroe: DANIEL ERICKSON HYPE 00:40:04 Hannah_HellCat: Dans back for extra tutoring 00:40:11 Merlin Monroe: I think he's my favorite erotica author that I'm not dating.... 00:40:20 Merlin Monroe: under MY floorboards 00:40:45 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Dan Erickson Writer, author, poet, performer, speaker, screamer in the dark - Dan Erickson has invaded my zoom space with shocking words, drank all my sangria and left me 5 pounds of cocaine and a million dollars every time. Dan has authored 8 books, and the voice behind the Three Things project - available to see at danerickson.org - please send dan money at www.patreon.com/danerickson so he can keep up this shit 00:41:04 Merlin Monroe: . . . can I be the bitch you wing? *giggle* 00:41:15 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Cornelius Belmont Name: Cornelius Pronoun: He / Him Bio: An independent artist working with multiple different media. Recently started delving back into erotica while working on many other side projects. Also an avid video game player with a deep passion for pixel art. 00:41:46 Cornelius Belmont: My Venmo: @Cornelius-Belmomt 00:42:09 Merlin Monroe: Mmmm Italians..... 00:42:22 Cornelius Belmont: Spicy Sausage! 00:42:26 Cal Callahan (he, him): I'm half-Italian.... 00:42:28 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Italian time traveling porn 00:42:32 Merlin Monroe: Me too Cal! 00:42:38 Merlin Monroe: On both sides! 00:42:43 Cornelius Belmont: So... Mario in Time Sumiko? 00:42:49 Hannah_HellCat: “How does one conjugate time travel” 00:42:53 Hannah_HellCat: Excellent line 00:43:09 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Mr Donakawski's Ass - like Back to the Future, but with porn 00:43:41 Cal Callahan (he, him): "Don't blink!" 00:43:42 Hannah_HellCat: Don’t blink 😂 00:43:55 Cal Callahan (he, him): LOL Hannah 00:43:55 Hannah_HellCat: *tardis noises when orgasming* 00:44:21 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): lol 00:45:06 Cornelius Belmont: Thank you Dan for sharing. 00:45:12 Merlin Monroe: Whew! I think I'm sweating.... 00:45:13 Jessamy Barker: nice! 00:45:15 Hannah_HellCat: So good Dan!!! 00:45:21 Jessamy Barker: that was excellent 00:45:42 Hannah_HellCat: My favorite class was lunch 00:46:34 David Hyman: Sunday Streets SOMA August 21, 2022, from 11:00 am to 4:00 pm, https://sfleatherdistrict.org/sunday-streets/ 00:46:43 Sam (cutebitch1) - he/she/they: As a high school wrestler I can relate to this presentation 😂🥵 00:47:11 Cal Callahan (he, him): Very extreme! 00:48:20 Hannah_HellCat: Dan do you think you could do the mile and a half if you knew Coach was waiting at the finish line? ;) 00:48:34 David Hyman: We do need volunteers. Visit https://www.sundaystreetssf.com/volunteer/ or talk to Cal (manager@sflcd.org). 00:48:48 Merlin Monroe: Fresh meat! 00:48:51 Merlin Monroe: New student! 00:49:35 Daniel Erickson: WHOO!! 00:49:40 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Jessamy Barker Jessamy is a 41 year old genderqueer bisexual from the UK who now lives in the Santa Cruz Mountains. They have disabling MECFS and when well enough enjoy making art, creating goth outfits and writing smut. Kink has been a strong part of their personality since childhood and you can find them on fetlife as Londoncalling Jessamy LondonCalling on Fetlife Venmo is jessamy-barker 00:49:43 Daniel Erickson: OOOooo 00:49:48 Cornelius Belmont: HOT 00:49:51 Hannah_HellCat: Jessamy writes smut? *shocked face* 00:50:08 Merlin Monroe: "It is sadomasochistic in nature" *clutch pearls and then swoon* 00:50:25 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Sadomasochist porns? Here? Who ever heard of that? 00:50:48 Hannah_HellCat: “wayward adult” is my gender of the day 00:50:51 Hannah_HellCat: But I’ll share 00:51:11 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): wayward adult is officially the gender of this program 00:51:32 Merlin Monroe: Can I change my gender on FetLife to "wayward adult" plz? 00:51:37 Cal Callahan (he, him): I may have to change my pronouns to that.... 00:51:57 Merlin Monroe: "present your backside to the classroom" 00:51:57 Hannah_HellCat: way/ward has a nice ring to it 00:51:58 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): way/ward/adult ? 00:52:19 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): I think that would be way/ward/adults 00:52:37 Hannah_HellCat: I might have been naughtier in school if caning was on the discipline menu 00:52:41 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Those white knickers are coming down 00:52:41 Sam (cutebitch1) - he/she/they: No Amanda!! Dont apologize for your round bottom!! 00:52:45 Merlin Monroe: Who needs dignity? 00:52:58 Hannah_HellCat: I don’t even remember where I left my dignity 00:53:01 Merlin Monroe: Dignity is for people who aren't sluts, and who wants to be THAT? 00:53:02 Hannah_HellCat: Maybe in my other pants 00:53:12 Merlin Monroe: Did you check under the refrigerator, Hannah? 00:53:13 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Dignity should never interfere with a good caning 00:53:24 Hannah_HellCat: Lol 00:53:27 Hannah_HellCat: Long socksss 00:53:41 Hannah_HellCat: Saying thank you for strikes is so based 00:53:46 Cornelius Belmont: 1! 00:54:02 Slimswitch: experiencing a significant dignity shortfall 00:54:04 Cornelius Belmont: 2! 00:54:12 Hannah_HellCat: Is “vulnerable bottom” her identity or her buttocks? 00:54:22 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): lmfao! 00:54:35 Hannah_HellCat: That location SUCKS 00:54:44 Hannah_HellCat: Now I feel bad for Amanda 00:55:03 Merlin Monroe: Why is "wobble" such a sexxxi word? 00:55:12 Cornelius Belmont: I do too Hannah. 00:55:48 Hannah_HellCat: “striped, throbbing buttocks” 00:55:51 Hannah_HellCat: Hnnng 00:55:55 Cal Callahan (way/ward/adult): I love the way Jessamy says "buttocks"4 00:56:03 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Same 00:56:03 Hannah_HellCat: ^ retweet 00:56:25 Hannah_HellCat: Fuuuuck 00:56:27 Cornelius Belmont: Thank you for sharing! 00:56:32 Hannah_HellCat: Extremely well done Jessamy! 00:56:34 Merlin Monroe: "good girl" are two words that make my knees feel weak 00:56:41 Daniel Erickson: GOOD GIRL? wow 00:56:49 Sam (cutebitch1) - he/she/they: *Applause*!!!! 00:57:07 Hannah_HellCat: If we’re naughty do we get more announcements or less? 00:57:09 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Thank you Jessamy 00:57:36 Daniel Erickson: Jessamy rocks! Bravo! 00:57:38 David Hyman: LeatherWalk 2022 LeatherWalk Launch Party Tuesday, August 30, 6:00 to 7:30 pm, at the San Francisco Eagle Bar. LeatherWalk 2022 Sunday, September 18 Meet up 11 am at SF City Hall. https://sfleatherdistrict.org/lw/ 00:57:40 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): If you're naughty you get more meeting announcements 00:58:06 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): If you're not naughty you get more party annoucements 00:59:34 Daniel Erickson: >>CONFETTI<< 00:59:34 Merlin Monroe: Hannah hype 00:59:57 Cal Callahan (way/ward/adult): Notes "Students of the Night" as a future story title..... 01:00:10 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Hannah Hellcat Hannah has been an enthusiastic participant in the kink scene for several years and currently organizes several events for the community. They write and record audio porn on reddit and have enjoyed the hobby for nearly a decade now. Twitter: @hannahslammagwa 01:00:17 Hannah_HellCat: https://scriptbin.works/u/HannahSlamma/f4m-f4m-seducing-my-favorite-professor-nsfw 01:00:58 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): All the things 01:02:23 Daniel Erickson: oh my... I LOVE THIS 01:02:24 Merlin Monroe: The Logistics of Insemination is my new band.... 01:03:05 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Biology class 01:03:12 Cal Callahan (way/ward/adult): "little swimmers" 01:03:27 Cornelius Belmont: *Paying CLOSE attention* 01:03:41 Cal Callahan (way/ward/adult): NOT asparagus! 01:03:54 Cornelius Belmont: Tell me how to make thicker loads... 01:03:59 Merlin Monroe: Note to self: use "this feels so impersonal from across the desk" in future flirtations.... 01:04:04 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Is there going to be a taste test? 01:04:16 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Like coke and pepsi, but for different sperm flavors? 01:04:38 Merlin Monroe: Yesss!!!! Diet Caffeine-Free Sperm 01:04:45 Merlin Monroe: Wild Cherry Semen 01:05:19 Cornelius Belmont: *Thinks about Baja Blast Semen...* 01:05:32 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): lol Cornelius 01:05:38 Merlin Monroe: Best Taco Bell, Cornelius! 01:06:44 Sam (cutebitch1) - he/she/they: plus one for sexual safety while fucking your professor raw!! 01:06:55 Cornelius Belmont: Science is sexy! 01:08:13 Sam (cutebitch1) - he/she/they: yess labia minora!!!! 01:08:42 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): The sperm has been patient 01:08:48 Cornelius Belmont: I have SOOO many things to google from this story now. 01:09:16 Daniel Erickson: gOOGLE NEEDS hANNAH 01:09:58 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): So many sperm! 01:10:00 Merlin Monroe: "I want a baaby and you're gonna give it to me" 01:10:55 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): Professor has a new dominant 01:10:58 Cal Callahan (way/ward/adult): There will be a lot of kinky babies! 01:11:04 Cornelius Belmont: Wow. 01:11:09 Cornelius Belmont: Thank you. 01:11:14 Jessamy Barker: holy wow! 01:11:20 Cal Callahan (way/ward/adult): Science Fair! 01:11:23 Cornelius Belmont: I think somebody telling me facts while fucking is my new kink. 01:11:23 Daniel Erickson: IF ONLY WE HAD SCIENCE LIKE THAT? 01:11:30 Daniel Erickson: they just want to pet her 01:11:41 Daniel Erickson: Bravo Hannah!! 01:11:51 Jessamy Barker: so freaking hot! 01:11:52 Rie Sheridan Rose: Everyone gave us great lessons! Thanks all. :) 01:11:52 Sam (cutebitch1) - he/she/they: bravooo!!! 01:12:31 Hannah_HellCat: Thanks for the kind comments everyone! This is one of my favorite pieces 🤓 01:12:40 David Hyman: If you got your ballot, vote! Then welcome the new Directors at the "Annual Meeting" next Wednesday. 6 pm https://www.facebook.com/events/641434477027317 01:12:44 Cal Callahan (way/ward/adult): That was awesome, Hannah 01:12:45 Jessamy Barker: I absolutely love the way Hannah just gave us the one side of dialogue 01:12:51 Sumiko Saulson (ze/hir) or (they/them): It was a great piece 01:12:55 Jessamy Barker: that is super clever 01:13:13 Hannah_HellCat: 🖤🖤🖤 01:13:28 Daniel Erickson: Black hearts! Ohhhh so nice 01:14:11 Hannah_HellCat: I have a similar piece but where I play the developmental psych professor seducing a bad student 01:14:19 Jessamy Barker: just want to say thank you for witnessing me losing my reading smut to an additive virginity 😅 01:14:24 Cornelius Belmont: Have a good night. 01:14:25 Slimswitch: god night! 01:14:28 Slimswitch: good night!